Pussy Pleasing Pansy!
A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
by InstantDeath! October 08, 2014
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."
Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!
Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?
Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.
Jen: You people are idiots.
Tim: PPP, dude.
Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?
Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.
Jen: You people are idiots.
Tim: PPP, dude.
by SundayKnox February 05, 2011
Caty: Wanna go to the movies on Tuesday?
Ariana: No sorry, #ppp
Caty: Oh ok then, maybe another time.
Ariana: No sorry, #ppp
Caty: Oh ok then, maybe another time.
by Maorichick101 October 11, 2015
Hirsuties papillaris genitalis (more commonly referred to as "pearly penile papules", or PPP) is a harmless clinical skin condition of the male genital organs.
>OMG WTF ARE THOSE BUMPS ON YOUR DICK?!?1?/1/!1111???ONE
>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
by GerlachHacks March 26, 2008
by pbarn1 October 04, 2019
two guys watching watching porn
guy 1: wow this is great you’re a ppp!
guy 2: what’s that?
guy 1: it’s a professional porn picker
guy 2: wow
guy 1: wow this is great you’re a ppp!
guy 2: what’s that?
guy 1: it’s a professional porn picker
guy 2: wow
by Pussylover12345 June 11, 2021
Acronym for Public Porn Portal. Another name used for a public library or other public building that contains comptuers readily available to the public for browsing the internet (for porn). At our public library (PPP) all the kids go there to surf porn because of the lack of supervision and their parents just drop them off and consider the library a babysitter. Kids can learn skills such as quick windows minimizing abilities and on the lookout for passerbys and the popo. PPP users can be identifed by having a book on their lap and have 3-4 minimized windows up with a genaric page such as the google.com homepage with an empty 'back' button history since they were not using that site (a coverup).
Frog: Hey, we have to go fix some comptuers at the public library.
Eleazar: What, you mean the PPP?
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::while on the phone, Margoh the sales rep calling husband in tech support::
Margoh: Honey, I am out on the road and cant find a Starbucks with wifi.
Eleazar: Oh, just go to the PPP and hope the kids are still in school.
Eleazar: What, you mean the PPP?
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::while on the phone, Margoh the sales rep calling husband in tech support::
Margoh: Honey, I am out on the road and cant find a Starbucks with wifi.
Eleazar: Oh, just go to the PPP and hope the kids are still in school.
by Eleazar May 18, 2006