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pouche

pouche is a sophisticated word for twat or cooter. Created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! Have fun pouches!!
Cassie is a f!@#in' pouche!!!
by --Meghan July 11, 2007
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pouche

pussy-douche
Stop being such a pouche
by thugmuffin22 November 6, 2009
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Poucher

an awesome!...no, a legendary name that everyone should dream of having!
look at Poucher! pure awesome!
by just another kid from the hood January 15, 2012
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pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles
Dude you totally just got pouched.
by switch_nick November 24, 2006
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Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other
I love you pooches
by Muliticus May 30, 2019
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pouche

Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."
by dac0811 March 26, 2010
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Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.
1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.
by Nsla June 26, 2016
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