Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.
Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.
by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012
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Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 06, 2020
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pouch

slang term for male testicle(s).
Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"
by Matt Margolis August 25, 2004
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Pouch

Person who is full of useless knowledge
you totally BAMF'ed me you pouch!
by poucho villa May 16, 2007
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Pouch

Dude check out that Awesome gastropod

Yeah man that is totally pouch
by pouch man mike February 25, 2009
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pouch

A man's flaccid penis and balls, especially when wrapped in tight underwear.
Look at my new boxers: they really enhance my pouch!

With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.
by perforMAN May 21, 2006
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Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"
"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"
by Tom January 10, 2005
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