placking

v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.

Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.

by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009

pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

Pollacking

To send multiple pictures of karl Pollocks face to someone on whatsapp.

Hey lets give elwell a pollacking

by inconvenience June 13, 2020

Potlicking

The act of rimming an old man who has put a marijuana gummy to melt just inside his asshole. So by rimming him, you are licking the sticky THC infused goo.

I meant this old guy on Grindr and he invited me over for a hot potlicking session, and I licked a huge marijuana gummy right out of his asshole.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Potcocking

When a man pumps marijuana smoke into his urethra and shoots the smoke into one others mouth therefore giving them a hit of weed. Usually cum flavored.

"Dude! Emma and me tried potcocking last night! She let me potcock into her mouth! It burned the inside of my dick so bad!"

by HotPead240 September 12, 2014

postjacking

"Postjacking" is when a couple or a few people take over a comment string, usually on Facebook, and subsequently take things in a whole different direction. This is not inherently a negative thing, as it can often be amusing to witness.

Sorry for postjacking your string, Dude! We'll let things get back on topic now.

by Plasmo March 6, 2015