portion control

Portion control is how much food they serve you at fast food restaurants

Hey bro let's go to Taco Bell no bro you won't get full there their portion control

by jimbomcc February 24, 2017

Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009

Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

mixing potions

The act of dry humping someone will you are intoxicated and half conscious.

I was drinking with a girl last night, and after five shots we went to bed and started mixing potions.

by Bruse Johngood May 8, 2014

Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum

Something Michael Moore would eat.

An Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum would be like an extra large quadruple bacon thick burger with deep fried onions, chocolate pudding, and high fructose corn syrup.

by Kokuhyou~ January 8, 2010

portion

a part of something

the portion of pie is good

by sharks28 October 26, 2016