portabelly

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.

Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."

by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011

Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.

“Austin Porter is so talented.”

by PastelTori October 28, 2018

Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.

Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.

by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

Butt Portal

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014

portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

by udcollege March 30, 2021

portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008

Mary g porter traditional school

The worst school in Prince William County. Don’t let the traditional fool you the kids cuss are rude and don’t follow the rules but who can blame them when the teachers are SO BAD. They have a stupid dress code that no one follows, ugly uniforms that no one wears, and teachers who use their status to publicly humiliate kids that they don’t like. ALL the teachers have favorites and it’s so blatantly obvious because that student is able to get away with so much more than anyone else. All the teachers at this school care about is the test grades and that they make “school of excellence,” everyone knows that the teachers don’t really care about the students they just care about the grades that they produce. All the kids are held to an unrealistic expectation that leads to so much stress it’s crazy. There are NO sports except baseball which is aimed at guys because they’re isn’t a softball and of course they have this thing called “dojo” points which only the very BEST kids are given which allow them to go to this really fun event or do this really fun thing at the end of the month and if you don’t get like 100 you can’t go. And if your not a favorite the teachers love to take away like 5 points at a time for things like forgetting to tuck in your shirt after using the bathroom. And speaking of favorites EVERY month they have “students of the month” which are granted the opportunity to wear jeans on that Friday but the thing is it’s the same students EVERY MONTH.

Hey, why’d your mom pull you from Mary G porter traditional school?

The pressure was getting to me and the teachers weren’t helping at all. I felt uncomfortable being there ,like I was gonna get called out for a bad test grade or get yelled at for spacing out. I wanted to play football and do fun stuff like that but the atmosphere there was toxic and the people were mean, I didn’t want to come to school, I hated it.

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019