The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.

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by teh best evar January 12, 2004

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer

Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.

by Smartycat October 30, 2011

Violent Pornography

1.Violent Pornography is a song by System of a Down which involves choking chicks and sodomy.
Also, apparently everybody fucks, sucks, cries, and dies.
2. a porongrapy that is violent in nature

It's a Violent Pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your T.V.

Matt stabbed the hoe in the Violent Porongraphy.

by Chilly Willy October 12, 2005

punographer

One who creates puns for cheap physics web sites for a living usually in the form of someone's name in a word problem.

Tom Henderson is considered a punographer:
"Allison Wonderland"
"Lee Pin Phar"
"Eaton Alottafude"
"Ben Pumpin Iron"

by Mr. Starbuck March 13, 2008