A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
Get the Porky Surprise mug.pig/orka hybrid native to the docile florida climate,abile to be mobile on land and water.this beast's natural habitat is florida's aloa foliage,evidence supports that they may have migrated from brazil to the golf of mexico thousands of years ago.capable of holding his breathe up to 2 weeks for its seasonal hibernation from the hurricanes in the fall.it feeds on sugar cane, opium, and tabacco .residents reported cigarettes going missing from there coastal patios in south florida.although only one has been spotted evidence supports there are probly still living reclusively in the wild.the only one spotted to date was seem on april 12 1911 in what would be modern day Boca Raton.
"the porkka bask's in his natural habitat of the aloa foliage"
"the mighty majestic porkka frolics in the sea weed patch of the north atlantic ridge"
"the mighty majestic porkka frolics in the sea weed patch of the north atlantic ridge"
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I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
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My girlfriend left me for Pokky
by No but thankyou for offering October 31, 2017
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by Fortnitegod May 16, 2018
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I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
by lumpbag June 9, 2009
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