4 definitions by H.Barker

transfat

When you're a skinny person thats fat on the inside.

Her waist said size zero but her plate plate said size 22.

Pretty sure that petite asian girl was a transfat because I saw her go back for 5ths at the buffet.

by H.Barker December 9, 2014

stogertinortwo

Smoking two cigarettes simultaneously in one sitting.

"pj lets go smoke a stogertinortwo"
"lonce were out of here let smoke a stogertinortwo"

by H.Barker April 26, 2007

Stogertin

A cigarette or hand rolled tabaco product otherwise known as a stoge.

"Me and Gordon pricher smoked a stogertin or two"
"Dude lets go smoke a stogertin"

by H.Barker April 26, 2007

porkka

pig/orka hybrid native to the docile florida climate,abile to be mobile on land and water.this beast's natural habitat is florida's aloa foliage,evidence supports that they may have migrated from brazil to the golf of mexico thousands of years ago.capable of holding his breathe up to 2 weeks for its seasonal hibernation from the hurricanes in the fall.it feeds on sugar cane, opium, and tabacco .residents reported cigarettes going missing from there coastal patios in south florida.although only one has been spotted evidence supports there are probly still living reclusively in the wild.the only one spotted to date was seem on april 12 1911 in what would be modern day Boca Raton.

"the porkka bask's in his natural habitat of the aloa foliage"
"the mighty majestic porkka frolics in the sea weed patch of the north atlantic ridge"

by H.Barker April 3, 2007