by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017
Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.
by Kitty January 25, 2005
Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules
by a-town4lyfe January 07, 2010
A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)
by Alvis Snow May 13, 2010
by NBA2PAC April 11, 2016
Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.
Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"
Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"
Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.
by Pepperboiknowledge July 27, 2020
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016