porncock 

A mild STD, usually caught by people in the adult film industry.

After sleeping with that prostitute, he had a case of the porncock

porncock by j-dogg June 26, 2003

perchocky 

A playful nickname for a girl, young and small in stature; in certain circumstances could be considered rude.

Italian/American (slang) noun, nickname,
A small bird,
slang to describe a woman's vagina.

When I was little, my uncle used to call me Perchocky. I never knew why but he never called me by any other name.

perchocky by rickymac August 4, 2021

porchmonkey 

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

porchmonkey by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

porchmonkey 

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

porchmonkey by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006

poohcocky 

the ending result after engaging in anal sex.

"damn, i gotta jump in the shower, i got some fierce poohcocky"

poohcocky by lilGrnEyedMnstr December 14, 2003

porchmonkey 

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by porchape March 31, 2010

Porchdick 

A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.

"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"

Porchdick by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015