Popeye

When you jack off to much and your arms get swollen to shit.

After jacking my dick so hard I developed a Popeye arm.

by MudslideMan January 9, 2018

popeye

A man whom can fly, can run super fast, can run on water, is super strong, is bulletproof, is always fighting the bad guy, often saves the woman he's romantically linked too, and his powers are affected by something green.

No wait, that's superman
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

superman is a ripoff of popeye.

by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018

popeye

A fucked up cartoon that showed that whenever you eat a can of spinach, you get big honkin bazooka muscles and you can kick major ass. Was kinda nice to watch as a kid though.

I don't "y'eats" mah spinach, oh shit i have no muscles.

by ThaNeoGospel November 5, 2004

Popeye

Being High on Crystal Methamphetamine

Damn Miguel was so popeyed last night, he went for a late night run

That guy is moving pretty fast he must be hella popeyed

by Chub Stunna Bartolio December 8, 2010

popeye

It means cool mother f' er with a anchor tat and a lazy eye!

That guy jason is a popeye!

by popeye13 July 3, 2011

popeye

Maker of good chicken.

What you weighin? 350? you popeye chicken eatin motha fucka!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Popeye

Also known as "the popeye"; a sexual technique where after ejaculating on, in or near your partner you save some of the sperm and smear some on her eye so that when she wakes up in the morning her eye is stuck shut making her look like Popeye.

If you add a Dirty Sanchez it becomes "the Poopdeck Pappy" (Poopdecks are done mainly while partner is awake and is not a true popeye).

I gave my girl a popeye and she socked me in the jaw after I said "now blow me down, biotch!"

by kermit D. Frogz June 13, 2005