Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

by BKS April 21, 2004

pootlegs

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs

Hey dude, you have pootlegs.

by squirtmouth February 28, 2015