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POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT 

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

poop fart nigga sock 

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

poop fart 

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.
I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.
poop fart by Ronn May 16, 2006

poop fart gamble 

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
poop fart gamble by honkbert March 14, 2008

Pre-Poop Fart 

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
Pre-Poop Fart by Zanghai November 14, 2007