Poopterbate 

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

poopsterbator by The_JDH November 1, 2011

Poopster 

Someone who makes a game of hiding their turds in places hard to find, in closets, under beds, in cabinets or drawers etc. This is so the smell of shit fills the room but no one knows where it is coming from and eventually have to hunt down the shit and clean it up while the poopster watches all this and tries to hide his laughter.

"You hear the Poopster struck again? 5th time this semester. This time it was under the back seat of the principal's car. Poopster got some skills."

Poopster by Regular Joe 615 August 2, 2019

phowater 

pho broth
the soup you receive with your rice dish at a vietnamese restaurant
usually said in a fob accent

Say you're eating at a Vietnamese restaurant, and you order a rice dish that comes with soup. When the waitress brings out the rice dish but no soup, after you leave you ask yourself "WTF? Where the hell is my phowater?"

phowater by Phowater February 25, 2009

poopnaner 

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.

“poopnaner”

poopnaner by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

Poopatronic 

Electric poop

Bro is that poopatronic?
Yes, ;).

Poopatronic by Heranka0619 April 19, 2023

Party Poopster 

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

Party Poopster by laurab193 June 1, 2011