Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.

Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...

by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010

poopstick

A Black Dick because It resembles a shit cause it dark as hell.

chris: "What were you doing in the bathroom with that guy?"
Girl: " Nothing..."
chris: "You better not have sucked his poopstick!"

by AZN Queen May 23, 2006

poopstick

Something that is said when receiving large quanties of something. Like bum candy.

"Lay it on me, Poopstick"

by Nick Lien January 24, 2004

poopstick

if you forget the name of some one that is doing something wrong then you call them poopstick. this is the best Attention getter next to a swift kick in the nuts

Poopstick don't touch that.

by BMFmike April 15, 2006

poopstick

something jordans dad calls her dog.

shady you poopstick!!!

by sarah and lauren July 22, 2004

poopstick

during volleyball, when a girl has their hair in a ponytail, then braided.. it's called a poopstick

"omg that girl w/ the poopstick just had an amazing block!"

by allie March 5, 2005

poopstick

a stick used to stir human feces

When my child at my wedding ring, i used a poopstick to get it out.

by trackstar17 July 22, 2009