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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
by Coobage February 11, 2010
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Pit Pooch

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.
We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.
by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011
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Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
by Radkid213 August 30, 2013
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Pooichi

A name given to Shuichi Saihara (New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony) by Miu Iruma.
Miu: Hey, Pooichi!
Shuichi: Pooichi?...
by i-buki-mio-da December 8, 2020
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screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat
by master battes October 15, 2007
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