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poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .
Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!
by Keoknows November 21, 2013
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russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.
Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.
by 2ace September 19, 2017
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Poochette

I'm going shopping with my favorite poochette today!
by BlondieUT November 12, 2005
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paolette

by Blandtrebor January 20, 2008
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russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch
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poogetter

n. adj. poogetter

Def. A poogetter is anything that can be denoted as something negative. Also used as a negative connotation to describe a word or phrase.

1. Most commonly is used to replace "curse" word in situations were is might not be appropriate to use them.

2. A word that is used to replace any other noun to form a negative connotation.

3. It can also be used to help describe a subject for form a negative connotation.
Ex.1 Someone is at school and a teacher catches him/her cheating on a test. The first reaction might be to say "shit", "fuck", or "dammit." However, these types of reactions have a tendincy to make the situation worse in the an "academic setting." So instead him/her says, "poogetter."

Ex.2 "That guy is such an asshole!" Instead someone would say, "That poogetter is such an asshole."

Ex.3 "That girl was such a bitch" Instead someone would say, "That girl was such a poogetter."
by Joel Jacobson December 13, 2007
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