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Pig Hooker. A white trash gold-digger. IE, a woman who lives, acts, and often looks like a pig; yet sexually manipulates men for cheap gifts and cheaper jewelry. Pretty much as low as it gets.
"Did you hear about Daryl? He got taken to the cleaners by that Pooker in lot 34."
Pooker by roommatethief9 November 27, 2017
I'm gonna put my pooker in your dooker
Pooker by Fur dog June 28, 2019
Somebody who puts pills up their ass for a high / hides drugs in their ass
yo i was gonna buy off this dealer right but the fuckin pooker told me to turn around as he pulled my weed out his asscrack
Pooker by killer.kenny July 23, 2021
Officer! The pooker is right there!
pooker by Jbaybay December 25, 2021
Someone who's been smoking too much Crack and thinks he's seeing and hearing things that aren't there.
Dude, get the fuck out of my house if you're gonna act like a pooker.
Pooker by ForkInMyEye December 16, 2023

pooker dooker 

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.
Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.