pooker

bong water

fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells

by c diggy April 9, 2003

Pooker

Pig Hooker. A white trash gold-digger. IE, a woman who lives, acts, and often looks like a pig; yet sexually manipulates men for cheap gifts and cheaper jewelry. Pretty much as low as it gets.

"Did you hear about Daryl? He got taken to the cleaners by that Pooker in lot 34."

by roommatethief9 November 27, 2017

Pooker

colloquialism for penis

I'm gonna put my pooker in your dooker

by Fur dog June 28, 2019

Pooker

Somebody who puts pills up their ass for a high / hides drugs in their ass

yo i was gonna buy off this dealer right but the fuckin pooker told me to turn around as he pulled my weed out his asscrack

by killer.kenny July 23, 2021

pooker

A pedophile who will kidnap children

Officer! The pooker is right there!

by Jbaybay December 25, 2021

Pooker

Someone who's been smoking too much Crack and thinks he's seeing and hearing things that aren't there.

Dude, get the fuck out of my house if you're gonna act like a pooker.

by ForkInMyEye December 16, 2023

pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005