pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Profect

To do your best

I may not have been perfect when I got an 85% on my geometry test, but I was profect.

Even though I bailed while snowboarding, I was profect when I tried to do an ollie.

by missknowitall99 July 30, 2011

Pofection

Another word for perfection that can only be used if one's name is Po.

Po buzzed Juan's hair to pofection.

by DeAnnapwns February 9, 2008

pooferty

Bad smell. Rotten eggs, feces, fishy, peanut butter crabs.

Man her down stairs smells a little pooferty.

by bandagebudds September 10, 2011

Profect

Professional perfection

Couldn't have done it any better, I'd say its profect!

by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY August 16, 2018

poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

by Truth Online February 20, 2011

Poorection

An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.

Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection

by Budgie Regard December 17, 2008