poococky

The event where you look down and realize your dick was in her ass the whole time, and she ate chipotle.

Oh ya, oh ya..... ooooooooooo (cumming*) turns on the lights as he goes to the bathroom, "is that corn!?" I just got poococky!

by pat mahcrotch March 8, 2014

poocork

when a man has finished anal sex with any member of society, finishes ejaculating and pulls out his penis, cleans his penis and the "poo" stuck in the eye of the doodle is called a poocork.

When matt had a wee after intercourse, his poocork shot out.

by vikstar August 15, 2007

phocockrapher

noun. A person skilled in the art of phocockraphy. A person with the ability to effectively utilize the proper light and angle to enhance the size and appearance of the cock and balls.

Did you see the picture he sent to Robyn? He's a truly skilled phocockrapher.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011

phocockraphy

noun: the art or process of producing images of the cock and balls by the action of radiant energy and especially light on a sensitive surface. Special attention is given to the angle and perspective of the image to maximize the quality and desirability of the cock and balls.

Craigslist M4W is a great place to learn phocockraphy.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011

poosock

One of the most intimidating weapons know to mankind.

"By god Jim! Is that a crap print on your cheek?"

"Yeah"

"It stinks! What happened?"

"Spock decided to bring a poosock to our bi-weekly senior officer pillow fight."

"I guess his sence of humor is returning."

by knowleginian November 25, 2013

Poopcock

A majestic bird creature, similar to the peacock
A pleasant look to the eyes, yet when its name goes said, society goes wild, SOCIETY.

"I love watching poopcocks!"
"EW, WHAT THE FUCK?"

by reinakats April 22, 2023

Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.

If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.

by Sharktech December 21, 2009