When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
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Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
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When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
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by maruthecat March 19, 2010
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also known as "fernanditis"
also known as "fernanditis"
"hey did you hear, sarahi has pollitis"
"how did she get it"
"el compa chore exposed her to too many chickens"
"well ALV to her"
"how did she get it"
"el compa chore exposed her to too many chickens"
"well ALV to her"
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Get the Cultural Cross-Pollination mug.1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Examples:
1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.
2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.
2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
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