Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.

My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.

by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020

sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!

by Em-erald September 10, 2022

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Amsterdam's Pollen

A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research

Weed Pot Mary Jane Marihuana Mariguana Green Amsterdam's Pollen

by Sjel May 27, 2010

Pollen chucker

Chucker of pollen

Yo man, that guy is such a pollen chucker.

by Paul N. Chucker February 25, 2022

bollock pollen

another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word

"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"

" i have mighty bollock pollen"

by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010