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Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.
Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’
by MPB October 9, 2003
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Polka Dot

Those dots you see all over swing skirts. they must be evenly placed and evenly sized.
I found a paint chip the other day, and one of the colours was called Polka Dot. it was a light pink colour. You can call me Polka.
by Polka Atticus F!nch. July 1, 2005
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Polka dotting

The act of spreading your butt cheeks and kissing things with your polka dot (butthole)
Have you hear Miley Cyrus’ song hoedown throw down when she sings about polka dotting?
by Oskarhendrix January 23, 2021
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Hungarian Polka

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.
"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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polka penis

His penis was dotted hence polka penis.
by Mr. polka penis December 11, 2015
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Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.
"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."
by Outrageousss October 24, 2011
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Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.
Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...
by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010
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