poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013

Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

Puckertunity

The opportunity, given by your beloved, for a quick snog, indicated by them puckering their lips and closing their eyes in expectation.

Never miss a puckertunity.

by 3betc January 26, 2019

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021

Investment Propertunity

-A property that is a great investment opportunity.

-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).

-Flipping a house

After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!

by ECO-AF December 8, 2021

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016