Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.

My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!

by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022

pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male

Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male

by RandomRedneck34 February 16, 2015

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

A Pokémon game that is coming out/is out if your reading this when it came out. The starters are:

Quaxly, Sprigatitio and Fucoco.

I cant wait for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!

What starter Pokémon will you choose for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet?

by kimifish April 26, 2022

Pokemon Sex

Having sex while screaming out names of Pokemons, as characters from the show would do.

Karen and Dan were having Pokemon sex.

Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

by Poke SEX November 13, 2009

Pokémon sun and moon

A shitshow where lusamine tries to kill you

Pokémon sun and moon Aaaaaa

by Alleg69 February 26, 2021

pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"

EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!

by itsjustme8d9 March 20, 2011