pickachuing

Hooking two alagator clamps to the flaps of a vagina and hooking them to a car battery and fucking her

Last night was shocking we were pickachuing.

by Jeremiah/kyle/jack/Raeburn January 6, 2015

POACHIN

A word used between friends to alert one another of the presence of a cougar (milf) without bringing the attention of the cougar to your group or yourself.

Over there!!!!! POACHIN!!!!!

Let’s go to the zoo to do some POACHIN!!!!!

cougar milf zoo alert

by POACHIN December 6, 2017

Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

by P titties October 18, 2009

table poaching

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.

Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."

by disgruntledserver December 4, 2010

Pikachuing

Pikachuing is when you begin jizzing on your partners face and whipping them with live electric cables, screaming "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

My Ex? Well he started Pikachuing me and I lost control of my bowels... so he dumped me.

No, me and my partner prefer Pikachuing to Donkypunching - I like the tingle :)

Everyone at the orgy tripled when we tried Pikachuing, Blastoising and Charzarding at the same time. Now the whole room is covered in shit and smells of burnt pubic hair loool.

by DirtyDozz March 20, 2014

poaching

To go after other women, while currently in a relationship. i.e. hunting out of season

He was down at the bar poaching again....

by Matt Larson July 20, 2005

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011