poisonous

So good you'll die!

little boy: "Watch my poisonous pillow-jump!"
me: "Poisonous? What does that mean?"
little boy: "So good you'll die!"

by Agent Crush October 13, 2008

It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

poisonous creeper

someone that is really weird

Kodi and Raven are Poisonous Creepers

by kodi222 April 9, 2008

Poisonous Cheese

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018

Poisonish

When something might be poisonous but you're not sure

"I don't think those berries are meant to be eaten, they look kind of poisonish"

by Chip R. November 6, 2017

Poisonous

Can kill you dead if you eat it

Vev: “It can really kill you dead, poisonous.”
Rin: *Goes to bush*
Vev “ No you don’t hav-“
Rin: *Throws Up*

by magma_gangster September 2, 2019

Poisonivyedits

They may not post much but when they do they're edits are amazing as per usual. Super creative and also just the nicest person ever!! Everyone should have an ivy in their life tbh

"Hey, what are you doing today? got any plans?"
"Oh omw to ignore all my non-existent friends just so I can text ivy for the day"

"Guys everyone stop what your doing, poisonivyedits just posted, this wont happen for another few weeks!!"

by dpsvids April 24, 2022