Poach

Verb.

The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.

Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"

Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."

Passenger: "Epic!"

by CMKTBH December 27, 2009

Poaching

When a male is at a party and is in search of a large female companion for sexual deeds. Hence men go poaching for rhinos. It's a tricky approach for the man can be conquered by the beast if he is unprepared.

Jake was at a party and got so hammered he went poaching for a rhino and she overcame him and abused him.

by Jake the Snake Bann February 1, 2010

Poaching

A term referring to kill stealing usually on online games.

that troll is poaching!!

Fuuuuuuuuu! Report his ass!

by Guten Tag Faust June 15, 2011

Poach

Ski or snowboard term - the act of ignoring a trail closed sign to ski freshies

yo fuck that closed sighn im poachin all day today

by k-28 January 13, 2011

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain January 13, 2009

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016