pork sword pneumonia

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016

Pneumonia Ass Shooter

When a person with pneumonia pees directly into another persons ass whole

My friend has pneumonia, I let him piss his warm red stream right into my anal cavity. A little pneumonia ass shooter ya know?

by Booty juice January 30, 2022

Catch Pneumonia

used in addition to cheddar.

that party was off the cheddar. i caught pneumonia.

by Pneumonia March 16, 2004

Whore’s Pneumonia

A sore throat due to an overindulgence of oral sex

“Did you hear about Jen? She got whore’s pneumonia and can barely eat!”

by JudastheJester July 24, 2019

green pneumonia

When you smoke too much resin from scraping out your pieces, or too regularly, and it makes you sick.

Man, Jesse smoked so much of that shit he got green pneumonia!

by RougeVengeance May 2, 2018

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020