poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.

She has big poney knockers.

by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

Pooney

A cutesy name for the female genitals. A contraction of poontang (Vietnamese for vagina).

I started a website called My Neighbors Pooney dot com and she got very upset.

by TheNoodleyAppendage August 19, 2009

pooney

a man with GIGANTIC lips that are full of enthiusiasm and has a deep voice and wears sandles in the summer and hes a crazy crazy fool. dont forget the gigantic lips!!

an easy target for large amounts of abuse

pooney... what r u?

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(pooney) a crazy crazy fool!!

by drummer and pinky December 7, 2006

pooneye

when your done fingering a girl you touch your face and get a very bad rash

hahah dude look at your face you got soem mad pooneye do we need to take you to the clinic?

by rawness360 June 1, 2009