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plumper

Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.

On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
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Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012
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Plumperknuckel

Yo man! I am gonna get some plumperknuckel from that fat bitch at the bar!
by CaptainStabbins74 November 4, 2019
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Plumpernickel

Sushi is a cuddly plumpernickel chonk.
by Seish March 10, 2022
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Plumper

1.) A large particularly juicy "Dab"(BHO/Concentrated Marijuana)

2.) A rather well endowed set of round bodacious breasts.
1.) "Hey dude! Come get yourself a PLUMPER"

2.) Guy 1: "So I was talking to this girl Maria today an-..."
Guy 2: "Who's Maria does she got nice plumpers?"
Guy 1:"She's got some ...Preeetty nice plumpers ^_^"
by Mr. Simone August 27, 2022
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plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.
The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.
by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005
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plumpie

yeah, I got a plumpie on the pooper
by Berserker September 10, 2003
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