Planked Out

When someone is on Planks or Xanax Bars

Man, I am planked out.

by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009

plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

by Joedafan August 19, 2019

Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008

Pronked

Means good or very, well at least it does in Virginias 11th district.

Would Somebody hand me a Pronk?

Not doing so would be very Pronked

Person A: Youre out of order!

Virginian: Well youre pronk of order!

by Fooliotic May 28, 2008

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014