Plog

Pieces of excrement that are half log and half plank in shape, with the consistency of putty. i.e.: Break down easily.

Plural: Plog(s) This morning I woke up to take my morning poo. To my shock and awe I made 3 plogs in the toilet. My bum was very dirty.

Singular: Plog That is a large plog left on the floor of the seminar room.

by The Figger October 30, 2010

Plog

Plog; someone who has one parent who's a wog and another who's Polish (Polish-wog).

Person 1: My mums a wog and my dads Polish.
Person 2: So, therefore you're a Plog?
Person 1: Yes.

by FAtNAtHAzzar August 6, 2011

PLOG

"Play, loser of the game" Used to say that someone is bad and that someone else is good.

Simon: PLOG

UwU-boy: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

frend(not spelled wrong, it's "frend"): NOOOOOOOOOOOO

UwU-boy: GET NOOB FREND

by Tipos26(UwU-boy) May 4, 2021

Plog

a vlog (video blog) where garbage is being picked in the process of shooting the vlog. Similar to plogging, but instead of jogging with picking up litter, you are shooting a vlog and picking up litter.

Extended explanation:
The content of a Plog is personal, political and partisan and meant to tackle "bubble" discussions, rarely addressed by wide masses, but rather by the privileged "bubbles". It is a thematic "unbubbling" while simultaneously decluttering the environment of garbage.

Let's meet up for a plog today! i.e. let's meet to shoot a vlog and pick up some garbage today.

by UNbubbleME March 23, 2021

Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.

Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?

Dude: Sure.

Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.

“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer”

by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019

Plog

A generally degrading word with the meaning left up to the user's discretion (most commonly it is intended as a portmanteau of 'wog' and 'prole')

Lamby: I just cried after having sex

Jess: You complete plog

by Plogman November 8, 2012