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pisstang

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.
Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat
by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015
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Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee
Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?
by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021
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Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.
Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!
by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017
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pissant

little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.
by Pimpchizz February 24, 2003
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pissant

A pissant is described by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel, Cat's Cradle, as follows:
"A pissant is somebody who thinks he's so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he's got to argue with it. You say why you like something, and, by God, he'll tell you why you're wrong to like it. A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time. No matter what you say, he knows better."
That fucking pissant won't shut the fuck up!
by God Damn Sneaky Panda December 8, 2009
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Pissan Clan

A clan of people who know the history of Pissan and where Pissan came from. They are also involved with the zomgodnowain way of Tanks Gurl.

An elite few are chosen to be part of the Pissan Clan that are familiar of the Zomgnowain way of the burds and the Eurth.
The pissan clan are still pissan about the burds and the non pissan clan members that use tanks gurl.
by oganaboof November 9, 2010
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Pissangulation

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.
Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 18, 2015
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