Pinkeye Ruffskin

A condition caused by too much sauna followed by bareback bronco busting.

Toivo fell asleep in the sauna again and was looking all Pinkeye Ruffskin when he came out.

by Pauli Dent April 03, 2010

stinky pinkey

the pinkey you always use to put it in the butt. therefore making it "your stinky pinkey"

Dude you just touched my stinky pinkey ....

by lazy Legs January 06, 2015

Dutch Pinkeye

The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.

"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."

by NavyGravy September 28, 2023

Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.

She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.

by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

Dirty Pinkeye

When you’re licking a girl’s pussy from behind and she accidentally farts into your eyes

“Dude, are you alright?”

“Nah, my girl gave me a dirty pinkeye last night.”

by Jonaton00 February 17, 2023