Pinkeye Ruffskin

A condition caused by too much sauna followed by bareback bronco busting.

Toivo fell asleep in the sauna again and was looking all Pinkeye Ruffskin when he came out.

by Pauli Dent April 2, 2010

stinky pinkey

the pinkey you always use to put it in the butt. therefore making it "your stinky pinkey"

Dude you just touched my stinky pinkey ....

by lazy Legs January 6, 2015

Dirty Pinkeye

When you’re licking a girl’s pussy from behind and she accidentally farts into your eyes

“Dude, are you alright?”

“Nah, my girl gave me a dirty pinkeye last night.”

by Jonaton00 February 16, 2023

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

Ceremonial Pinkeye

Catching pinkeye after an important ceremony, such as a graduation or event.

“John had his graduation party last night, he caught Ceremonial Pinkeye”

by bnmooop September 2, 2025

Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025