Pinkeye Ruffskin

A condition caused by too much sauna followed by bareback bronco busting.

Toivo fell asleep in the sauna again and was looking all Pinkeye Ruffskin when he came out.

by Pauli Dent April 2, 2010

Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.

She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.

by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

PinkEye Party

You and Some others gather around taking turns Farting in each others faces.

I heard Johnnys having another PinkEye Party, Who's RSVPing with me?👌

by FeetColdMatter October 4, 2025

Dutch Pinkeye

The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.

"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."

by NavyGravy September 27, 2023

stinky pinkey

the pinkey you always use to put it in the butt. therefore making it "your stinky pinkey"

Dude you just touched my stinky pinkey ....

by lazy Legs January 6, 2015

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019