doberman pincher

A person or person's who scores your shit and pinches it and then expects you to kick you down .

You scored from who? I'm surprised you got anything ? That guy's s fucken doberman pincher!

by Dob-er-man pin-ch-er December 25, 2022

penny pincher

Cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money.

Megan never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher.

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.

"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.

by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Bayou Pincher

The word originates from the tradition of pinching crawfish tail before eating. Before commencing to fuck, the Guy pinches the shit out of girl's tities before undressing her. The roles can me reversed by women pinching guy's dickhead.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a bayou pincher which made her boobs red.

While giving a bayou pincher, i noticed a hard mass on her titties, turns out to be a cancer.

Giving my boyfriend bayou pincher makes his dickhead pale and malnourished.

by discernible January 18, 2021

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015