doberman pincher

A person or person's who scores your shit and pinches it and then expects you to kick you down .

You scored from who? I'm surprised you got anything ? That guy's s fucken doberman pincher!

by Dob-er-man pin-ch-er December 25, 2022

penny pincher

Cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money.

Megan never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher.

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.

"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.

by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

scorpion pincher

When a girl pinches a guys dick so hard cum explodes out of it.

Ya Jennifer gave me a real scorpion pincher last night

by Lockzzzzz December 16, 2016

Toe Pincher

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.

Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.

by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010