Piedmont High School

Piedmont High school is located in Monroe, NC. The school is actually located in Unionville, North Carolina, an area that doesn't have a decent restaurant or store within 20 minutes. 90% of the people here have come from 10 generations of families who have never seen outside of Unionville. The country boy stereotype isn't a stereotype. Its a real thing. Home to a football team that in over 50 years has not won a state championship and a basketball team that has yet to win conference since the 60's. If your teams beats Piedmont, its not that you're better, its that you think you are better than these inbreds and/or you were professionally trained or the game was rigged. Piedmont has, and always will, be embarrassing and unimpressive.

"Thank God we play Piedmont High School this week!"
"Piedmont High School sucks all around"

by BrotherFather October 2, 2017

Piedmont Hills High School

A high school in San Jose with some of the greatest people you can meet...and some of the most annoying. Every year the freshman keep getting worse, smart asses making the rest of us look and feel like idiots...or they think there the shit when they're really wannabes. Some of us are actually pretty cool people to be around with it's a typical high school I dont think its that bad but theres a better school out there somewhere...some teachers are pretty chill and some advisors are horrible and over reactors..some of our new rules are stupid and exaggerated.Some people say it's ghetto but in reality its not THAT bad take a look at Jameslick and Independence..there are chemicals in the air of the photo room..We also have a petting zoo with a horse, a duck, and a big bird

Jarrele: I want RAISINS!!
Jelissa: I want a baby skin arabi.
Alejandra: They don't sell any here??
Erica: Of course not this is Piedmont Hills High School!

by mzz. ???? October 6, 2010

Piedmont

Small city surrounded by Oakland CA.

Piedmont has good schools because so many Piedmonters are rich.

by Milsana June 18, 2004

Piemonkey

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

Piemonger

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Piamonte

Taking a nap under your desk at work.

I'm really tired today. I think I'm going to take a quick Piamonte.

by SiliconValley November 8, 2018