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Urban Dictionary Dumbass

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
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Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019
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masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
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Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Editors

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
by Quzu July 18, 2011
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Fuck this Dictionary

"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."
by Penis of Unfathomable Length February 2, 2013
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urbam dictionary

When you try to look up urban dictionary but realized you misspelled urban.
Oh no I meant Urban Dictionary not Urbam Dictionary!
by GustaAnt May 13, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Mug

1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.
by RadiantSmash February 1, 2017
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