PICNIC

I cant get this spreadsheet to work.

I think it's a PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer) issue.
by Mr.Aquascaper May 01, 2019
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PICNIC

The IT guy said Jim was a PICNIC since he continues to power off his work computer by forcing it to shut down every time he's done surfing for porn.
by Mr. Word Guy January 07, 2017
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Picnic

A cross between a hipster and a beatnik. They often refer to cops as ants for breaking up the party. A group of picnics can be called a picnic basket, although they find this term offensive.
The Hold Steady. Gonjasufi. Devandra Banhart. Dave Eggars. Spike Jonze. Jimmy Carter. are all Picnics.
by shirtless_nick July 14, 2010
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Picnic

Urban:
Having sex, doing the nasty nasty, doin 'it' , bangin', juicin, gettin jiggy, boning, smash, oral, or making sweet love IN THE PARK or a very otherwise public area.

Real:
A man sliding his erect penis into and out of a woman's vagina while sharing exclamatory dialogue
ex:
My friend Joannabananajellyfishjulie and i had a picnic in the park. I brought her a banana and she brought some other food, . . . we both ate out.
by Tank Engine ! September 24, 2007
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The Picnic

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!
Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!
by Space Moose June 22, 2019
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Picnicing

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Another word for camping in any fps game.
GOD DAMN IT!! This guy won't stop picnicing with the akimbo Rangers.

I caught this guy picnicing, so I flashed him and got him with the throwing knife.
by FunnyManJenkins December 13, 2009
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Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.
What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.
by RAGESTARVED May 10, 2012
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