pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

by Roguetrick March 6, 2007

Pickup Artist

1. Venusian Artist

2. One who can and does successfully meet women and collect phone numbers, go on dates, and eventually has intercourse with his desired females.

3. One who uses psychology and/or sociology in order to get what he wants from the opposite or same sex (depending on his or her sexual preference), and has a large success rate.

4. One who studies and practices the art of Pickup, which includes several different areas of study (including social dynamics, psychology, sociology, body language, etc).

5. Term made extremely popular by Mystery and his show on VH1, which taught "losers" how to talk to women and build their self confidence, and transforming them into "pickup artists". Also made popular beacuse of the book "The Game" written by Neil Strauss which explains his transformation from a "nerdy" writer for Rolling Stone Magazine into an internationally known pickup artist.

If you know how to enter a random group of people and leave with the woman you were going after within that group, you can quite possibly be a pickup artist.

by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.

That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.

by adman86 June 19, 2014

Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014

pickup artist

A person skilled in the art of seduction or "pick up".

The pickup artist went up to the girl at the bar. After 20 minutes of conversation they were on their way to his house to fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pickup line

something you say to a ho to pick her up for the night but you always regret it afterwards

"I wonder what our children will look like."

by Dick Jones May 28, 2004

pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

by Roguetrick March 4, 2007