pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

pickled

To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.

What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

pickled liver

The liver of a person whom drinks to excess.

He (she) has drank so much in their lifetime,they probably have a "Pickled Liver".

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

pickleweasle

A word commonly used to test to see whether or not someone is under the influence of Marijuana.

Dave suspiciously and rapidly looked side to side as he edged his face closer to the high John. He then looked John straight in the eye and quickly whispered "pickleweasle." John then found himself in a blunder.

by Bloodizzle May 4, 2010

picklebutt

1. (verb) When you stick a pickle up your butthole

2. (noun) A game where you try to stick a pickle up someones butt.

(verb) "Dude, you just picklebutted your girlfriend!"

(noun) "Let's play some picklebutt.'

by Mr.Fingerbuttule January 20, 2013

pickledicklia

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.

Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!

by corey forrester January 14, 2008