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picket fence

A sexual fivesome, similar to a London Bridge (two dudes tappin two chicks doggystyle while those hos makeout) with the addition of a third man between the women, who simultaneously receives a blowjob and assplay.
shit dude i was middle post in a picket fence one time and hoo boy we were high fivin all UP IN that bitch
by the most mythical of reindeer January 10, 2007
mugGet the picket fencemug.

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.
Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.
by Awob603 March 11, 2010
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white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.
n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.
by Kristina June 18, 2006
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pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.
Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!
by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006
mugGet the pink picket fencemug.

picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.
She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!
by emilyethel June 11, 2014
mugGet the picket fence teethmug.

White Picket Fencing

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."
by Ann Bland June 14, 2013
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george picket day

a realy weard day that feels like something bad will happen and then it does
dont ruin my george picket day / you just ruined my george picket day
by ojfivethousand October 5, 2007
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