Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

phurion

Quite possibly the most influential Halo 2 and Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He is known by almost every gamer out there. He has had countless hits such as "Eclectic" and "Phurion and Fluxy Dualtage." I actually had the honor to sit down and talk to him about his future plans during an interview with him on June 28th, 2008. He says that he plans to retire soon and just enjoy life. He wants to cross-breed a poodle and a rabbit in the near future. He also told me, "Yeah, basically I just want to experiment with things that no one has ever done before. For example, I already have a whole plan wrote out on feeding a horse purple food coloring, see... And then eventually it would turn purple right? So then after it turns purple you feed to the lions." I really didn't understand this complex plan, but I'm sure this would most definitely do good in the gaming world. He also told me that he enjoys sitting down with his pet ferrets and eating a nice meal of tater-tot bagel mix with a cup of low fat pomegranate milk with a half a teaspoon of BBQ. In conclusion, this one man will forever change the face of the earth.

What the fuck, you just got Phurion'd, bitchcopter???

by John Heneberry July 5, 2008

Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.

After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.

by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006

Phyris

To slam a flaming car into multiple objects.

Dude!!! They Just Phyrised that building and that Lady!!!

by Chong Chong Bong Dong May 19, 2011

pouring 4

It means that you be sipping on lean/dirty sprite/purple drank

''u be pouring 4? u bout to get dizzy

by Ice Beam December 28, 2017

Puri

She's always trying her best to make other people proud of her. She's very good listener, so if you want to tell your story you can rely on her. She was surrounded by many male friends but don't worry, she only love with one man. Her personality is so weird, she can be an extrovert girl and can be an introvert. She's easy to laugh but also easy to sad. Her feeling is so very unpredictable. Her smile like a gold, everyone want to see her smile. She's very good at music. She's a good girl, care, reliable, cute, sweet and smart.

"im jealous, Puri have a lot of male friends"
"don't worry, she only love one man"

"Puri so weird but i like her weirdness"

"She's so cute, i want to hug her"

by zlps97 November 10, 2018

Phukin Rite

1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.

2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.

1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?

Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!

2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....

Person 2: (celebratory fist pump) phukin rite...

by LB Da Milkman May 9, 2010