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Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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fredryk phox

The most hilarious guy on the internet. And very cute too. Very very very very very weird.
"Because you're a faggot."
by The River Styx March 3, 2005
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Phosphorite

Impure, massive apatite. Not to be confused with appetite, the desire to eat. - Wikipedia.
Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.

Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.

Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.
by Nestro December 29, 2007
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phosipriating

Mindy was phosipriating on the park bench.
(yes, it may sound dirty, but it is not)
by sekhkghjfghdmonkey January 10, 2009
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Phostic

word used by college students meaning "cool" or "relaxed". Phostic can also mean "party animal".
Phostic
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Strawberry Phosphates

Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I
by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011
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Phosuicidal

When someone isn't nessecarily suicidal, but they do everything in their power to remain right on top of death's doorstep.

Anyone who reapedidly undertakes multiple life threatening stunts, somtimes brought on by emotional stress but mostly just stupidity.
Everyone on Nitro Circus and Jackass is Phosuicidal.

My friend Connor got in a fight with this girl he liked. Following this event he promptly called me and asked whether it would be a good idea to film himself launching a firecraker from his ass, and then after go night surfing in shark invested waters. He is Phosuicidal.
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