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Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”
by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020
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alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.
by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014
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Thunder Pony

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.
Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!
by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014
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Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.
Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"
by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006
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grease pony

stop being such a grease pony!”
by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022
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dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.
The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.
by Jackofallfades August 12, 2012
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One horse pony

One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.
by One horse pony December 23, 2020
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