phonetard

Somebody who phones you at work(system technician, for example) and annoys you with dumb questions like ''How do I log into my puder?'' and ''How do I restart?''

Krista doesn't like phonetards, she doesn't like the way they annoy her and remind her that she is at work while she is busy looking at gothic porn.

by WaHf00m4n October 5, 2003

phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.

I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds

by miscreantJ July 27, 2011

phoneconvergasm

Getting an orgasm while speaking to someone on the phone.

Dude, I got a phoneconvergasm while speaking to my girlfriend.

by rebelliousness March 28, 2015

Phonebody

One whose life is centered on or around their phone

She's such a phonebody, she's always on her phone!
Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!

by abster417phonebody September 30, 2016

phonework

An office person's version of homework.

Hey man, you wanna go watch the UFC fight tonight?
No I can't. I have a ton of phonework I need to do catch up on for my boss.

by b1locat September 30, 2009

phonetard

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 1, 2009

Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011