pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny August 28, 2008

Phart

How gay ass wankstas spell fart.

Man, I like pharted yesterday, it was SO PHAT!

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

PHart

someone who acts like their extremely smart, usually meaning they act like they have a PHD but they're actually really stupid. (pronounced f-uh-art with a prolonged 'f')

Kelly: Hey, look it's Taylor!
Danny: Ugh, don't talk to her, she's such a PHart in English today.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What did she do?
Danny: She started saying incorrect definitions to words

by Guy McCracken April 27, 2009

Phart

When your phone makes the sound of passing gas

My phone has been receiving pharts all day , been blowing up none stop

by M-ass-ter Gass-ass 2 May 29, 2017

Pharted

female version of a fart that comes from a private area. Its know has farted with a PH.

Ewww, that girl just walked past me and pharted with a PH

by Amadorable January 14, 2012

Phart

A portmanteau word combining "phone" and "art" to describe any piece of art created on a mobile phone.

"wow, your pharts are really extravagant and are overwhelming my senses!"

by Magicks January 09, 2012

cell phart

1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.

There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.

by Eduardo Carrochio October 23, 2007