Phagurt

A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight.

My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt.

by BurnedRose May 31, 2013

phanukkah

When your phone is at 1% and manages to last the entire car ride home.

A modern day religious experience, whoever you are with must shower you with gifts, one for every song your phone manages to get through.

"Dude on our way back from the concert my phone pulled a phanukkah. The little bastard lasted for eight songs even though it only had 1% battery."

by bostoncalling March 26, 2017

ptaku

Please Try and Keep Up

I'm a complete jackass and refuse to use real words! PTAKU!

by junk408 January 5, 2008

bai hunga pakul

To tell someone who is annoying you to perform butt sex with a gay moose. It is often used by 12 year olds who don't know how to respond to something.

you: "Dude you suck at life."
me: Bai hunga pakul

you: "I did ur mom last night."
me: Bai hunga pakul

Random dude: OW DISS!!!!

by shockdude June 27, 2010

paku tata

A Kauain delicacy which, in the most rudimentary terms, is flattened frogs. The frog, however, has to be specifically flattened by an automobile. To be considered true Paku Tata, the frog has to be cured in the sun for a week to ten days. Many factors dictate the final quality of Paku Tata, most important being the manner in which the living specimen meets its demise. If the animal is ran over from the head downwards, the buildup, and explosion, of the internal organs out of the abdomens will leave a bitter aftertaste to the person enjoying the delicacy. If the frog is ran over from the legs upwards, the Paku Tata will retain both the shape and texture, giving the taster a possibly one in a lifetime experience when consuming. Finally, the force in which the animal is flattened also comes into play, as a strong force will produce an even flatness and the Paku Tata will also soak up the texture of the asphalt, making the end product a true delicacy.

"Paku Tata is freaking AWESOME!!!!"
- Wayetender

by t3h BEAST September 26, 2006

phadunk

Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis.

I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!

by Paddy P June 11, 2004

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003