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Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;
I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015
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Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze
That chick was so plastered.
by Ames Hill November 16, 2007
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plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005
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Pfister

When one is able to transcend their mortal bodies and move on to an ethereal state immune to both pain, aging and inevitably death. In this state the abilities of the normal man are strengthened tenfold, as well as granted numerous other special abilities only accessible through the ethereal state. The only way to kill someone who has become a "Pfister" is by destroying all memories/traces of that being (pictures, videos, personal accounts). However, the ethereal version of that person can plant new or fake memories in the minds of others through his inter dimensional travels. This is end of enlightenment and the road the true justice that all beings seek.
Fuck hes become a Pfister, we have no way of stopping him now!
by Nicholos December 29, 2007
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plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.
"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"
by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008
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Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken May 22, 2011
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