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Petey Bow-Wow

A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.

Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.
My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.

The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.
by strangle the cat . com April 6, 2021
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Me
I am petty
by pettyassbitch March 16, 2017
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Alex Pettyfer

Alex Pettyfer is an extremely sexy British actor, possibly the hottest male human being of his generation.
Friend: Hey, who was that sexy guy that played the main character in I Am Number Four?

Friend2: Alex Pettyfer. Isn't he totally hot??

Friend: YES *.*
by MyPseudonymIs November 6, 2012
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Petty

When someone overreacts over the littlest things
someone gets mad because the microwave door was left open. That's being petty
by Dj Ellis March 21, 2017
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pronoun petty

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.
Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."
by GermanFromSaucePlayz September 18, 2021
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Tom Petty

The most kick ass rock artist in the history of music. Front man and song writer for the band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and an awesome live performer. He is responsioble for countless chat-topping albums and really great songs such as: American Girl, Breakdown, Free fallin', Mary Jane's Last Dance ect...
Everyone at the concert agreed that Tom Petty is a major rock n' roll star after he and the Heartbreakers played an awesome set
by Mrs. Tom Petty September 15, 2005
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Petey Williams Guy

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008
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